Here are few questions I'm often asked:
Q. Muskrat, what is the value of Pi to at least 50 digits?
A. I'm glad you asked! it's 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 etc etc etc. Yes, I cheated and googled it, but my son can do at least 50 digits by memory.
But he can't remember to brush his teeth....
Q. How many roads MUST a man walk down?
A. 294.3
Q. Why does your wife put up with you?
A. Lord only knows....
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